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Wont Eat Prunes Again - WEIRD AL YANKOVIC |
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It was just the other day When we went to Joes Cafe Just to order up a couple steaks to eat But we noticed something wrong All the Worcestershire was gone But the waitress brought a different kind of treat She said this sauce was the chefs new creation Guaranteed, its a new taste sensation But she warned us its made out of prunes "Try a little if you dare" "Nothing can compare" So we had some and now we swear We wont eat prunes again That was such a dirty trick Boy, it really made us sick Well it looks like weve been done in by the prune Still the memory lingers on I been livin in the john Cause Ive had the runs since Monday afternoon Id sell my soul for some new constipation Need a cure for this new aggravation Diarrhea has taken its toll Still got the runs today Just like yesterday Buddy, thats why Im hear to say We wont eat prunes again Wont eat prunes again No no Yeah Eat the new sauce Same as the old sauce |
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